Hello and welcome to the West Australian presentation. Before we get started, we have a brief instructional video to share, which we ask all participants to pay attention to, as each presentation is slightly different. Our top priority at BLOCK is ensuring comprehension. The video will be followed by a presentation on Western Australia, otherwise known as WA.
Chapter one covers the geography of Western Australia, which is referred to as WA. WA is the largest state in the world, stretching from Bali in the north to Luke Longley’s place in the southwest. Perth, the capital and the most isolated place in the known universe, is in the same time zone as 1998, making it a popular location for dot-com startups. The city is divided along sectarian lines, and the rest of the state is controlled by bogan mobs, FIFO clans, and mining demigods.
Chapter two discusses the history of Western Australia, which is of little interest to its citizens, as it has occurred almost exclusively in the past. Chapter three highlights the flora and fauna in WA, with the black swan being the most common living thing. The non-native black swan population has reached plague proportions, and the quokka, a small flightless marsupial, is native to Rottnest Island.
In Chapter four, we learn about the people of Western Australia, who like to think of themselves as welcoming but have a thick skin and do not take criticism personally. Expressing a negative opinion of anything Western Australian by an outsider is grounds for immediate deportation. Chapter five explores the culture in WA, where sport replaces traditional culture. Fluoro is recognised as the national dress.
Chapter six covers religion in Western Australia. The state remains secular, but locals worship a variety of deities, and the religious festival of Derby Day takes place twice a year. Language and communication are discussed in Chapter seven. Words of more than a single syllable are shortened, and casual conversations in WA almost exclusively revolve around lunch and meat.
Chapter eight looks at the economy of WA, which is the world’s biggest exporter of GST. Crayfish is still the preferred form of currency among West Australian baby boomers. Additionally, dirt in its various forms is a significant export. The orientation program comes to a close, and we hope you enjoy engaging with this fascinating part of the world.
The presentation covered various aspects of Western Australia, including its geography, history, flora and fauna, people, culture, religion, language, and economy. It highlighted the unique characteristics of the state and its inhabitants, emphasizing the importance of understanding and appreciating the diverse aspects of West Australian life.