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On Letting Go, Moving On (and Starting Over).
Yes, I am on Substack proper. What?
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Maybe get off the Internet, dickhead.
I miss the Internet.
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To the people who “love what they do”.
Oh, LinkedIn, you psychopathic beast.
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Free as in Freedom: Asterisk.
I just wanted to help people.
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When everything is awful and everyone is upset
Nobody likes a smartarse
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A Message to the People Dunking on a Message to X Users
a.k.a. Crazies and fuckwits drive us forward.
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The quest for the perfect sentence
Content may be "King", but history will still forget
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Bye, Twitter
Well, this sucks.
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The Code-Savant Illusion
Ah, tech bros...
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On the Plagiarism Thing
Seriously, eat my poo and kiss my piss
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He died trying
But maybe the trying is the point?
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Why I’m Voting Yes
They asked me to.
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The Eternal September 11
Rules for thee, not for me.
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I’m just grateful to be here.
Remember what matters.
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Téa Smith
Chaotic Good. Have hope for humanity. Thought experiments, not a press release/manifesto. I tackle complex problems, with jokes to take the edge off.
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