Jason: “How come Mina gets so many parties? She’s had more than I have in my whole life.”

Téa: “heh, I dunno… last year didn’t really count as a party… but you can have one this year if you want one.”

Jason: “Yeah, I WILL. I am going to invite ALL my friends to my awesome party.”

Mina: “But you don’t have any friends!!”

Jason: “I will invite all my Facebook friends.”

Mina: “Don’t be silly, Facebook friends aren’t real friends”.

This kid is SEVEN YEARS OLD.