Mina: “ X Friend goes to basketball on Mondays, Girl Guides on Tuesdays, Netball on Wednesdays, dancing on Thursdays and gymnastics on Saturdays. Oh, and touch football on Saturdays”
Me: “Fark, when does the poor girl just get to be a kid?”
Mina: “On Tuesdays, before Girl Guides.”
Me: “…”