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Téa Smith
Jun 25, 2006
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“Mum, I hate you so much I want to shoot you”

Apparently not buying a Dora toy is a crime that is punishable with death by firing squad.

Nice.

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This is an archived post from before 2019 and may reflect outdated information or opinions. It’s included here for historical context, and future embarrassment, no doubt.

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