1. I think I might have a problem. Whilst ordering my breakfast in the Café downstairs, Anthony Callea’s “The Prayer” came on and I had to use all my strength not cry in a fit of hormonal splendour. Zoloft — STAT!
2. I noticed in said Café that if the Café were a person, you’d think it was a weirdo, because every square inch of the place had its name pla…