NEWSFLASH: Lost cancelled*

You heard it here first, folks.

After a year of hanging out on the Lost Forum, fan and Lost plot theorist, Duncan Smith (picture below**) has ruined it for everybody.

As a result, the show has been cancelled. Lost creator, JJ Abrams, told AAP this morning:

“There isn’t much point in making the show now that they’ve worked it out now, is there? We’re better…