Téa Smith

Téa Smith

Ranty Pants

Kim the unflushable.

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Téa Smith
Jan 19, 2005
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How do you break up with someone who refuses to go away? What can you possibly say to them that will make them realise that they are not only no longer loved, but his desperation is starting to make him look, quite frankly, like an idiot.

It’s not you, it’s me. We need to see other people. I’m gay. I am taking a vow of celibacy. I don’t like fat men with…

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