How to suck the Joy out of Pixar…
Step 1:
Acquire a 3.5 year old son. This might take some time if you don’t have a son already.
Step 2:
Put Cars on for him in a desperate attempt to allow yourself to get some work done. (Yes, I am the best parent ever and should totally write a parenting manual involving DVDs and marshmallow bribes).
Step 3:
Rinse and repeat. 36,000 times.
Pixar movies are w…