Blink. Blink. Stare. What the FUCK?!

As most readers of this blog will be aware, I am not a subscriber to the oft-repeated myth that obesity is the root of all evil and acting as a vehicle for the second coming of Christ. I believe that a lot of it is bullshit anorexic scaremongering created by fashion magazines, drug companies and Jenny Craig in the name of self-restraint and tummy-rumbli…