We were watching some weird Hippo-related animation that was making fun of a donut eating hippo that hides in the water so as not to dry out his skin, then has a facial mask and weirdness.
Jason: “No wonder they’re so grumpy”
Me: “Yeah, I’d hate it if I had to lay around avoiding the sun all day”
Jason: “What do you mean? You do!”
I gets no respect.
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