Mina, age 3:
Q: Why did the elephant sit on the fence?
A: Because he wanted to get a new fence.
Mina, age 6:
Q: Why did the elephant sit on the fence?
A: Because his neighbour was next to the fence and he wanted to kill him.
Hehehe

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